thanks, Musa Puerilis.

how informative of you.

Very educational

good to know in these trying times, really

Well they called Jim Morrison The Lizard King for a reason, ya know?

well then

why are you making me read this with my personal eyes before 8 am

because I'm designing a summer reading group about greek and roman fuckboys

trying to get paid while stressing "there are a lot of reasons Lesbia doesn't want to fuck you, my dude"

is this like a step by step guide, like "first you touch the lalu until it koko's and then you've got a lizard"

possibly? Musa Puerilis wrote a lot of stuff like "boys are beautiful and you should touch them a lot"

how many were like "actually sir i named mine rex"

this is the rest of the page if you wanted to see how gay it gets

like the context is kind of like "I like teaching boys about sex and this is how I do it"

bc why not just groom them

"girls lack a sphincter" tho like. sir I can't prove that the ancient greeks hadn't discovered the prostate yet but I'm pretty sure you're talking about a prostate

lalu is so musical

oh my god what

I... would personally die laughing if people used these suggested terms in rp and fanfic all of a sudden

also the stuff about girls. my man, leave them alone. you are gay and into grooming, it's ok. the girls did nothing wrong

WTF did I just read?

is their name actually "puerile"

i sort of love all of this but in the internet way

kindaklutzy: haha fair