Hello, police? There's been a murder! 
omg how horrifying
a vicious disembowelment
the culprit: 
Truly a heartless monster!
Look at the evil in those eyes!
jail!! jail for the monster!!!
the jail is cuddles
That seems like a just punishment.
From murder to grand theft blanket! Are all of our babies criminals? 
He yanked it off my lap in broad daylight! A truly audacious criminal!