Firstly, did you know about the Amoebean Eclogues? Actually, those are less important than Amoebean duologues as practiced by herders. Secondly, Beech Leaf Noyau. Invented not in France, but in the chair whittling capital of Great Britain, the Chilterns. Thirdly, I once lived in a house on Morton Road in Rhinecliff. It's been decades since I mentioned that.
Dude, you are, like, totally speaking to the world's foremost specialist in Amoebic cosmology and microbacterial eschatology. As for the rest? You're on your own, brother!