And you would, naturally, as you began on this adventure of plurks, you would fulfill all your plurks. You would have every kind of plurk you could conceive.

calzoneswag: and after several plurks of 75 years of total pleasure each, you would say "well, that was pretty great, but now lets umm, lets have a surprise. Lets have a plurk which isn't under control, where something is going to happen to me that I don't know what it's going to plurk"

And you would dig that and would come out of that and you would say “Wow that was a close plurk, wasn’t it?”. Then you would get more and more adventurous and you would make further and further-out plurks what you would plurk. And finally, you would plurk where you are now. You would plurk the plurk of plurking the plurk that you are actually plurking today

do u think we're the only 2 people on plurk who both find this funny and get it

SlaveKnightGael: considering there's probably sub 20 active plurk users I would say it's more likely then not