THE ENDING OF KH3 SUCKS

IT WAS BACKLOADED AS HELL

Stopping to explain the "final stretch" of the game can be broken into three or four separate boss rushes

THE BOSS RUSH WAS SO FUCKING STUPID IM SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

no. u know what. ill have to come back here after i wake up.

im not legally allowed to talk about KH after 3am.

for my own health and bloodpressure

It's okay, Yak, I get you

I had to stop and realize that not only where there several boss rushes making the finale of the game, but one of them is literally fighting the same boss like, six times in a row

after everyone fucking dies in the keyblade graveyard

yeah, the boss rush is just. so bad.

there are so many ways they could've made it better

so many

and yet...

RE:Mind is so much better than the actual ending it's a joke

every last aspect flows better, gives you more variety and character, has better story progression...

some of it's still fucking nonsense, but it's KH so nonsense is standard anyway

The series tries to desensitize you to nonsense throughout its...thirteen installments like it's boot camp so when 3 comes around, it won't disappoint you as much

The results are varied

yeah I stopped caring when I heard the line "I'm already half Xehanort"

at that moment I knew they were just letting themselves go nuts, and do whatever they wanted

over-reliance on a bad villain (Xehanort) and throwing about ten goofy tropes at the plot all at once will kinda do that

...not to be confused with Goofy tropes

ironically, the one Goofy trope they didn't follow was trusting the cartoon character would be fine after getting bonked on the head

when he's kinda famous for taking a beating from bad luck

that is possibly the most nonsensical moment in the whole series thus far

trying to convince us that a bonk on the head from a rock could kill Goofy

or that Disney would ever let them do that

Nomura trying to out-Shyamalan Shyamalan