just got home from being out this evening, walking downtown with a friend of mine, and it's dark bc it's night

she's getting nervous and asks me "how are you able to walk so confidently with me?"

most people would be like "oh it's the pacific northwest, it's not that dangerous" or something else

what does my dumbass do?

stop and spit out the razor blade i was hiding in my mouth

i mean she laughed and didn't panic, but i did realize after a minute that maaaaaaybe that scares people

LMAOOOO I'd have loved that tbh

there are two monsters raging inside of me, one of them is heavenly and the other is off-script elmo

scathe has known me 15+ years and can confirm

I mean...my answer would've been that I know several places to hit to one shot the average person, so maybe I'm the wrong person to ask? Or the right person XD

i mean i'll also laugh if you kick the crap out of me. you'll regret doing it bc i'll have your kneecaps, but it's happened and lemme tell you, hysterical laughter scares people 😭

can confirm, i know a bad bitch when i see one

Kneecaps are one of the places I'd recommend!

Also just a few inches under the sternum, that'll knock the wind out of them.