Cast your votes now, I already hosed my wall and desk with Raid and retreated

the reasonable answer is a, but I feel like b is likely--

(I would have the same panic, you are in good company)

Hhhhhhhhh /hides behind

/hides with you, brandishing a giant broom

If there actually is one, I have no idea where it is now

pats a lot

9 times out of 10, there is never ever a bug, at least

Usually not

But there actually WAS a huge one once, and now I'm traumatized forever

Fucking Texas doesn't need to have the biggest EVERYTHING

hkahsdugr yeah

gjkfghjdfg uuuuuugh ;-; i hate this, you are totally valid to create a new life in the bathroom bc i would do the same thing

I can eat soap and worship the toilet, maybe make little towel animals as fellow villagers, it'll be great

I hear the TV, hopefully the light being left on didn't wake him up at fucking 4:30

But I'm not sure how it would've if me screeching like an hour ago hadn't

this sounds terrifying

I'm too fucking disabled for this shit at Ass Fuck O'Clock in the morning TBH. I'm legally blind, I could just be terrifying myself over nothing at all.

We've been infested with gnats for days on end now, I'm already jumpy as fuck

Yiiikes. >.<
Wish I could help you get a less bug-y place or something. /snugs

The bad news, there actually WAS something and now I kinda wanna scald all my skin off and move to Alaska. The good news, I stomped the BEJEEZUS out of that motherfucker.

Still probably not gonna sleep tho, my kingdom for getting the fuck out of this state /snugs

oh NO

If anything else attacks me at least it won't be That Specific Pne

*One

Hour and a half in the bathroom was definitely justified though

yeah fhajksdhugr

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I walked through a spiderweb at my front door after reading this plurk and spent like 3 hours cursing the fact it was too late at night to shower and be sure it wasn't on me

having vision problems really makes the bugs issue a game of chance, I totally get you.

I'd have spontaneously crawled out of my flesh suit TBH

/sad handshake meme

I'm told when my great aunt first started having eye floaters she AGGRESSIVELY flipped her shit and disrupted a whole ass dinner party because she thought some fist sized flying thing had dove into her salad, and if that isn't an entire mood IDK what is

don't move to Alaska, mosquitoes are bigger in Alaska

if you're having a gnat problem tho I cannot recommend a Katchy enough https://a.co/...

it doesn't work on anything bigger than gnats and other little floaty bitty bastards, like it's not strong enough for house flies, but it will absolutely vacuum all your gnats out of the air. just put it by the sink and leave your bananas nearby

yeah the floaters have made my mom a whole new person and we don't even have bug phobia in this family

uuuuuuugh how deep into Antarctica would I have to go to be rid of this shit I swear to fucking god

I've been having a rolling meltdown for like 2 weeks dealing with these motherfuckers everywhere, I'm not sure if it'd be better or worse having the issue mostly be solved but I'd have to change a filter that freaked me the fuck out.

ugh oh no

I will check later if you can just press a button and drop the sticky pad into the trash without touching it