Ethan side eyeing #1 and #4

.. and definitely #6. No boyfriends or husbands.

Hahahahaha looks like your lil sis is a wild child

(Lol looks like too late for that when she ends up marrying mamochan and has a daughter...but hey, niece!)

“I am a werewolf, you hurt her and I eat you. Got it? Good. Now have a nice date! shoves out the front door”

OMG “niichan nooooo ahdjndjdn” and then some more shenanigans (mamoru is probably the only one who will take that insured be be like “yeah and I’m the prince of the earth” )

A prince, that means fancy meat. The wolf will eat well. Utterly deadpan, lineface battle begins.

Usagi will never forgive Ethan if he eats Mamoru lmao

But I think the two would probably somewhere in between bond somehow and then make Usagi very worried like “my older brother and my boyfriend are VERY buddy buddy with each other...”

I could see it! Mamoru is pretty chill

Usagi protection squad and maybe kitchen protection squad from Usagi lolll