It’s preview sale and I’m in with the person who has to be given the same piece of information very clearly at least five times and still manages to get confused about what she’s doing

Also because there’s discount the personal shopping team are basically having slap fights with not only each other but every other PS team in the business over who put what on hold first

And online are super busy and haven’t properly trained their temps

We had the whole team in yesterday and fuck all was going on and I adore my manager but putting the least amount of people all week in on the day we have to do EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE is ridiculous, we should have had a full team today

Pretty sure she sent me and C on lunch at the same time just so she could tell the PS team she can’t help them for an hour lmao

But best boy came over to tell me my new jeans make my legs and butt look otherworldly while I was bent over sorting jewellery out and that made the internal screaming a bit better

Thinking of though why I chose to wear super tight new jeans on a day I knew I’d be bending down all day is beyond me, the brain was not braining this morning

Coming back here to say we’re going into full sale tomorrow and I’m

I’m very sparkly tho

I’m doing a 9-6 tomorrow to finish sale prep so I’m trying to be “fuck it we ball” about it but I’m actually at “tantrum like a toddler”

Also I HAVE SO MANY GOOD TAGS IN MY INBOX free me I wanna reply to them all

Gonna continue to use this as the “I hate retail” Plurk because why not

Just to say I HATE RETAIL

Sale weekend is at least busy so I’m not bored I’m just very busy and it’s making me irritable

Retail, one of the many words that strike fear in an introvert. You brave soul, I could never. I’d get canned on my first day for karate chopping a spoiled brat.

accessories: it’s not just retail, it’s luxury retail, I spend all day flogging handbags I’ll never be able to afford and think are largely a waste of money lmao

Hell on Earth. At least your butt looked otherworldly, small victories.

accessories: it is hell on earth, I’ve just escaped to cover a quieter department lmao
But yeeeee (not today I’m wearing old jeans) but my friend gives the best compliments

Highest sales on the department 😎
Worked my ass off to make it happen

I am off tomorrow and I am so fucking glad

I got no tags done at all but it is what it is, work was stressful and I miss my mum so that’s a thing, I’ll try again tomorrow

today was a fat heap of nope. Off tomorrow let’s see how well I do writing then.