look at you makin' all these new friends it truly is a winter season holiday miracle

um. i like 99% of music, i'm very eepy all the time because of narcolepsy, my life is generally always a train wreck

I'M TRYING, FAM

the phrase "i'm an absolute delight" is iconic

babes, i'm iconic

ps i have a massive ego, but i encourage everyone to also have a big ego

you're a triple scorpio, of COURSE you're iconic

big fair

but yeah i'm an absolutely charming disaster welcome to.... whatever the fuck this is

creatura can confirm i will always do the most for no reason and it's wild

hewwo :3c

\o

withsyrup: HELLO!!!

effervescible: LONG TIME NO SEE aka i'm not around pretend i'm cardboard cutout

coveredinbees: welcome to the disaster!

OH RIGHT UH. I KNIT. I DRAW. UM. idek just ride this out with me, you'll see what i'm about

ps bother me on discord if i don't see plurk i will most likely not see plurk

shit i need a holiday display name ig

don't be a cardboard cutout people will just take cardboard you around and take embarrassing pictures

also i will always seem invis bc i don't want anyone to see my shame that is my sleep schedule

YOOOO knitting! textiles are like the only crafts my brain refuses to grasp. i do jewelry shenanigans and like, diorama displays and stuff

that's actually like. cool tho. i have started a billion projects and finished two

SAME

i feel like a fraud being like 'i do a b and c' when my brain is like 'girl you have completed three things sit down'

these are my two cats

killer tofu (the middle pic, has an arrowhead on his face) is my snowshoe/maine coon mix, he's 18lbs and a little over a year old

THUMBS

spicy ramen (the far right, half his face had more dark fur) is our ragdoll/maine coon

15lbs and not a thought between tho ears, also a little over a year old

also here's some sketches i've done:

AWW I LOVE THE BABIES SO MUCH 😭

and your wife absolutely rules

i'm gorgeous

POLYDACTYL MITTENS????

YUP!!!

adorable

YOUR ART IS SO GOOD???

ty!

Also handshake to knitting projects that haven’t been finished yet lmfaooo

can confirm, the most extra for no reason, but i love you to death you goober

go big or go home or, like ever person 5'5" and under, make everyone rue the day they so much as even thought about a short person joke

see you guys after my stint helping santa, seeing as he's recalling his elves

lmao

I hear they have wifi in the north pole now

5’1” over here lmao

SPOTTED SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME. imma lord the whole 1" i have over you like i'm god

5'4" over here I will step on all of you

quick chew waffle off at the ankle

can't be having any Talls here

sorry waffle, thems the rules, you're losing ankle privileges

tho tbh i think nates is like 6'4"????

creatura: bitch how tall is you?

fragtrap: wow rude we just met

i'm rude asf idgaf 😤

oh noooooooo mine ankel

6'5 close enough

B R U H

WHAT

sounds like we go for the knees on this one

my knees are bad enough already i don't need any help

yep gonna have to take the knees

well in this case you wouldn't have knees anymore so that would be good for you

... fair

Knees are overrated

nates' kneecap privileges revoked, the committee has spoken

none of them Talls allowed

........i mean. who's going to reach the top shelf, though.

counter surfing can only get us so far

idk about y'all but i'm a self-sufficient baddie who taunts death regularly by climbing

i mean yes true

you get very creative with climbing and using tools to knock things down of course!

exactly! i have a grabby grabber for high shelves

also: ages later, forgot to add-- i'm hoping to get my first tarantula next year

i'm very excited for it