aaaaaaaa taaags
source i love this scene sm
how is it the back half of december ALREADY time is FAKE
aaaaaaa
AHHH THAT art always fucks me UP
Meyggy: ME TOO FUCK HSDJKHKKJSH
hob leaping over a group of fae to just wrap up rue from behind uwu
while they are wearing his ring uwu
YES 
protect them
protect them
from evil fireworks
the line about how goblins at their innermost selves are violet creatures
im with op, i CANNOT be normal about this scene, its IMPOSSIBLE
okay so 
what am i even doing
what am i even doing
but in this moment of panic and fear, that hob doesnt resort to violence but defense of the one he loves ;;
rip to ME specifically
Meyggy: YES 
just PROTECT
just PROTECT
also u are tagging me (all of us but me)
LMAO
I SURE THE FUCK AM 
im devouring every party thread, and also 
hob is on a special mission
a mission...!
SPECIAL MISSION 👀👀👀
excited
just a lil one
quick everyone text hob
dONT GANG UP ON HIM
EVERYONE TEXT HOB
HES JUST A LIL GU Y 
casey: c:
hunter: c:
donnie: [not here]
leo: fuck you
hunter: c:
donnie: [not here]
leo: fuck you
thats it thats the texts
oh sorry hunter should be C: because he does everything allcaps
LMAAAO
correct
FUCK HAHSKJKSHHAJKAA
hob only barely just learned what : ) is
now he has to parse a barrage of c:
and a very rude cuss
i used c: bc 
turns into an emote and i think they are ugly, i am a shallow ho
turns into an emote and i think they are ugly, i am a shallow ho
oh no i know, its heinous and a sin upon the eyes
why would plurk do this to us
thats me texting mar with :> and it turns into a monster of an ugly emote face
yEAH THAT FUCKIN
UGLY SMIRK FACE
AFDSFAS
😏 kill me
I WISH IT WAS TAAKO
hOW IS :> 😏
one can never know the manner of emotes
i swear to fuck i will never ever know how to properly spell massachusetts
im pretty sure?? i got it right???? but my esl brain just
"not... enough S's........."
mssssssssssss nailed it
Ylvis - Massachusetts [Official music video HD] (Exp...highkey hate that this was our main cultural export for a hot minute
i forgot that song existed
i wish i could too 
were u planning on throwing Leo at Hob during the party or should i just hit ur TL 
feel free to hit my TL! I'm starting to get in control of my inbox again +_+
gonna eat this inbox like xmas cookies MMMMM
also spend some time on ✨special mission things✨
special meeeshon
INBOX ATE all i gotta do now is hit up Leo at the bday party and maaaybe tag in at Hoot Couture 
Omg you devoured :>
GOBBLED IT UP
we are blessed
Also text boys uwu 
YES
CURRENTLY TEXTING BOYS 
SCREAM
leoNARDO
go to your ROOM, YOUNG MAN
hes correct, but unfortunately
OOFFFFFFFF
how dare he tell the truth in hob's own house (not his house)
its their house too rue said so
donatello u sneaky fuck (loving)
I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY
watch him actually convince hob to get them 30 miles of fabric
im imagining like a scene from rapunzel he's just dragging in an endless long rope of satin or w/e
this is why donnie is the favorite, because he is a goblin lad just like the hubband
ok but would he eat hairy taffy 
in this game: rue has A Type, Clearly
LMAO
happy holidays ya filthy animals
who wants presents
SCREAMS
everyone needs to know mar has been working on this for
like
10 hours
I'm on the edge of my seat
DAD IS GOING ALL OUT
DAD IS BUYING EVERYONE'S LOVE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
HAHAHAHHAHA
(I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE SPECIFIED THAT U CLICK THROUGH EM OOPS AM I DUMB)
THE CRYING FACE
he is WEEPY he is EMOTIONAL
listen
the thing is
you can absolutely (temporarily) buy leo's love
the thing is
you can absolutely (temporarily) buy leo's love
LMAO
some will be easier marks than others
he is trying his best,
the worst part is
leo will not read that book LMAO
leo will not read that book LMAO
OH WELL HASHKAJSHKAHAA
(NOT OUT OF MALICE he just. no pictures, man)
maybe mom can read him spooky space bedtime stories
kaleidoscope is my favorite short story is it HIGHLY recommended
leo can give it to peter, its fine, hes a nerd
MOM READ IIIIIIIIIT PAINT HIM WORD PICTURESSSSS
lend it to the nerds downstairs next
THEY WILL
rue will magic little picture illusions for him
OKAY GONNA BLAST THROUGH THESE
LMAAAO im so happy
hob wandering around shirtless at the family party
AS IT SHOULD BE
for Rue mmMMMMMM 
if u know anything about modular synths dont say anything about how expensive this semimod is irl shhhhhhhhhh
I am not perceiving
its ok hes already rich just by living with rue and interacting with a hundred sons at once
LMAAO
FJKDJHLDKGJHS
100!!! dont call rue out like this
what does it say about me that i didnt even flinch at "a hundred sons" im just like
yes, indeed, factual, that tracks
AAAAAAA EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A PRESENT NOW I THINK MMMM
IF NOT, WHO DID I MISS
the other 94 children 
I HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THESE 
the jupiter jim for Leo was a journey
IT REALLY WAS ASDFASFAF
YOU DID SO WELL THANK YOU MAR
for joining our lil rp family in the middle of this holiday chaos and fucking sprinting to catch up with gifts and cr and everything SOB
MAR YOU HAVE DONE SO SO WELL
im so happy hob is here 
this is so amazing omggg
I LOVE THIS FAMILY
i will catch up on tags Someday, just
ITS SO SPECIAL TO ME AND IM SO HAPPY TO WATCH HOB
WIGGLE HIS WAY IN
getting those presents out last minute in true stepdad fashion
WIGGLE!!!
i cant wait for the most unhinged boys camping trip ever
god. im breathing on springtime
oh they are GOING camping 
its gonna be a MESS
(or summer w/e. whenever its warm enough)
im so excited im 
just jump cut to rue drinking wine from the bottle at home while watching soaps then back to absolute CHAOS
the fanart potential.........
OH MY GOD
cant wait for leo and hob to butt heads while their tent like blows away
he won't he promised rue
leo!!! ;O;
countdown to who has the first panic attack
my money's on hob, he's used to small people doing as he says and stuff
okay inbox somewhat under control, i'll actually start doing tags now and not just present-dumping
but like in a goofy yoda way
hes SO dad shaped
THE DADDEST NOT-DAD
hugs are the most important aspect of dad, hes doing good