face of: bagel boy who wants me to go to bed, yet is in the very spot that i would need to occupy

i like how i can see JUST the head of a stuffed duck that looks like it is haunting the shrimp who is aware but can't face the horror

he's just demonstrating

"this is where you should be. watch. this is how to go to bed."

he's so good at it he should teach it professionally, including the advanced tortellini methods where he twirls all my blankets up with a shrimp filling in the middle

you can open up an online school. he'll just teach multiple classes remotely.

Shrimpenomics... Shrimpology... The History and Principles of Shrimpism...

the blanket stuff is definitely shrimponometry

he's a well-rounded scholar

badumTSS