have i only been awake for an hour and a half? yea

how many lemondrops have i had? also yes

the one time of the year i make bad alcohol decision

wait. three. halloween and my birthday

and christmas

totally didn't only just now get a holiday display name shush

it's been there the whole time idk what you're talking about

see you get it

I do I understand

no context theatre:
me: "i wanna put it in my cleavage"
the only sane person in this room: "do not put the hand warmer thing in your cleavage"

that's my night rn

I see things are going excellently

look my cleavage is like an extra pocket bc dresses abs pants never have them?

if you're not using your huge bazoongas to hold shit/as a shelf, what are you doing?

letting a cat use them as a pillow obvs

also acceptable