He's an utter jackass but at least the sex will be good?

... I am currently logged in as Stolas so...

I MEAN

I'm not presently logged in as anyone, but the last character I was logged in as was Alastor the lightning devil, not to be confused with Alastor the radio devil.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong??

My best guess? They manage to horrifically insult one another XD

Both???? Like. Blitzo is dtf most anyone sentient and of age probably

Honestly, Alastor mostly is too as long as he doesn't genuinely dislike someone (or suspect them of being the 'drains life force through intimate contact' sort...), but he does have a temper and a sharp tongue, so the possibility for offense tends to be present XD

Especially with demons, since he's...well, he'd find Charlie naive and a bit too aggressively cheerful a lot of the time, but he'd like her spirit and genuinely understand her perspective.

pffffft, Blitzo is.... a murder hobo who says "Fuck" as part of normal vocabluary

(except when he's being Serious)

Alastor definitely does enjoy a good bit of violence! But also has a conscience that makes him discerning about who he actually kills or seriously hurts, so a bit of a point of conflict between him and many other demons.

(That said...he won't bat an eye if someone goes murder hobo on people who happen to actually be evil, he just doesn't like seeing innocents hurt.)

eeehhhh it's usually either other demons trying to kill him/someone he's fond of or people he's been hired to murder

The former he'd have no issue with, it's the latter he'd frown on. (Unless the people he's been hired to murder fall into the category of 'dangerous to the client or people the client is fond of', anyway.)

Basically, murder is bad unless the person being murdered is actually threatening in their own right :|b

it's usually a matter of "person who is responsible for my death" but like.... also Loathsome Enemy. It's..... money and a means of (mostly) freedom in a very hierarchal society

Ah, yeah, revenge is also fine XD

Just as long as you don't go killing people who haven't actually done anything wrong. (Which seems to be much less possible in that version of Hell than in his own, since his own has a lot more people who were born demons, or condemned just for associating with demons.)

He just has a rather complicated relationship with the idea of killing, due to that awkward combination of 'survival of the fittest background' and 'genuine conscience'.

Blitzo is also very.... awful with people and supremely at self-sabotaging

Well, on the upside there, Alastor is actually prone to playing life coach? (And has seen some serious self-sabotaging before...)