The likelihood that Blitzo and Stolas are going to bone at the hot springs just went up by like 40%

ZoanTanis somehow this is the hot springs fault

It’s definitely the hot springs fault.

Also.... i thought it would take it longer for them to bone but... temptation and poor impulse control

Also i am very okay with fade to black and picking up afterwards if you want?

Same!

Stolas implied A Challenge, and Blitzo's Angry/Super Argumentative trait got dialed down.

Yeah that challenge isn’t going to get any better lol

Pretending Everything Is Fine And Normal because the alternative is... talking about Feelings and that weird hanging sword of Rejection is terrifying

Yeeeeeep

Also I am low-key just laying here because I don't think Blitz is entirely down with pure monogamy, certainly not sexually (emotionally I would say yes) and would probably be very "pfft fuck who you want" if asked

Honestly i dont think he would be either. As for Stolas he doesn’t really know wtf he wants relationship wise atm moment other than to have one with Blitz. Cause look at what we know about him. Stella. arranged marriage.

Stolas seems to me to be very... study/ job oriented just to cope with the shitshow his life is so he has no idea wat do other than feelings... WAT DO!???

Where the fuck is the Therapist Fizziebot when you need one???

I can't wait for if/when someone points out how much of Blitzo is A Performance and asks "are you in love with him or just the performance version he gives you?"

XD yeaaah... ppl are going to probably be questioning Stolas on his life choices since. Especially when it comes to the feelings. ‘ do u love him or is it just the thrill of someone showing interest after the loveless marriage??’

Basically. They both need therapy

Maybe the magic maze will give them therapy

Or just Different Trauma

Probably different trauma to bond over

corbix: owo??

atumet: .... Fizz may end up as their therapist at this rate lol

HE REALLY MIGHT

Once he can get over his own bullshit lol

I mean. When you start helping two idiots you may end up helping more.

Hashtag: when a clown from hell with Anxiety is a more emotionally adjusted person than most

Yeep. Or at least more emotionally stable than a prince and the murder hobo

Hahaha

also i am... laughing at the "normal people shit" that i'm... having to put in the "these are IC triggers" section of the permissions I found