(Someone needs to sit on Feanor and Nolo so they can Talk With Words and not grand gestures of Dumb Decisionmaking)
Personally I nominate Bilbo
If you get enough hobbits to tackle them they can't fight them all off
because no one can be mean to Frodo
(or else Sam will get them)
You know I do think it's funny that the Finweans are like, this ridiculously dramatic family be elf standards, but it's probably Just Those Bagginses again by Hobbit standards
which fic was it where Bilbo compares rousting Smaug from the Lonely Mountain like getting rid of Lobelia
I'm pretty sure it was a Dragonstorm fic XD
I'll have to go hunt it down (bless Dragonst0rm for their great service to Elves and Hobbits)
Bilbo: Smaug is like a bigger Lobellia, but definitely not meaner