I will not be responsible for fatalities.

just no sharting, 'kay?

*ducks*

lol

I like them pinto beans, like I like them Pinto cars. Those were great cars.

lmao!

I love Pinto beans. seriously.

I had potato soup for dinner. it is equally as dangerous.

i can smell you from here

luckily most of us live in other states than you.

to neilochka you obviously underestimate the awful power of my cursed bowels.

see... Hooch can smell me from FLORIDA.

I'm glad GeorgeWBush is chiming in on my Plurks, though.

you stanky

W, not you SM

stanky, though, Hooch!

i like your stank

put her ass to the challenge. I can clear rooms for miles, woman. Even when I HAVEN'T eaten beans.

reminds me of a license pl8 frame i saw once: "help! mommy farted and we can't get out!!" my kid still laughs at that. poor kid.

*pins nose*