it's addressed to my house but it's for one of my neighbours further up who always parks his trailer in the guest carpark so when I had a

car I'd have to use the lower carpark and when I asked him to move it he was an azz about it...anyway this has happened before. His stupid

geriatric mother sends packages to our house for them...TELL HER YOUR GOD DAMNED CORRECT ADDRESS IDIOT

it fell behind the front door table thing and it's from April 17...considering binning it

I'm not looking forward to taking it up and telling him we've had it for this long because he'l have a go at me and I'll end up saying

some I'll regret

LOLL burn it in fire

kill it with fire!