Whoa. You have a blackberry??

It's a hand me down. As of now, I have no idea how to use it.

So I lie. It's not exactly new-new.

Whoa.

Unfair!!!You have a "new" one????*so where's the old one*

Remember the Sidekick I bought? Well it won't frickin work in this stinking country. Sooo....

I so hate you.*i want a new phone,give me*

I'd say take my Sidekick, but: 1.) It won't work in the country. You could have it hacked, but you can only call and text.

2.) I sold it to some guy from Vancouver.

I hate you.*why didn't you just give it to me as a gift*

Vancouver dude gave 400 dollars for it! How could I resist? I used the moolah to buy meself a Blackberry.

Besides, what use would you have for a Sidekick in the Philies? It won't work unless yer network is T-Mobile.

Psst. Hey. Hey Banana. Shauna used to be green. I called my Sidekick Shauna. BAHAHAHA.

You wouldn't want a Blackberry if you had to half-share it with...with...