uh...no thank you

why? It's fun!

I've given birth unassisted twice (one was even a solo birth).

guess I don't count then cuz I had 3 c-sections lol

a woman actually did perform her own cesarean: linkinghub.elsevier.com/...

Ya know, that's amazingly brave. However, when the time comes for me... nah.

say what!?