Who told this spider he was allowed on my bed no more illegal bug boys in my room!!!

Today at work there were little bitty frogs on the door window. I had to move them so no one would get upset later (though my biggest concern was them getting hurt). One crawled right up onto my finger and just sat there. The other wanted absolutely nothing to do with me. They were good boyos.

when your constant state of being is fear you are annoying the shit out of the entire populace

i havent written fanfic in literal years. i wrote maybe one lego movie fanfic but before that i was like..in hs. but now. it is time once again. ive spent weeks headcanoning and prepping. here i go.

me when i see daniel camp camp

everytime i forget i cannot space right in plurk i try to go to next line and i just send a post without finishing resulting in cryptic messages often deleted hopefully before seen by others

im using my gimp skills for evil instead of good

ive got like bug traps in my room and everything but no buggy boys want to kick it on my bed like wtf man

keiichiro

a demon possessed my field hockey ball