This is what Chris Martin wakes up to every morning… ping.fm/l2LxT

Hulk Hogan to stop London riots by ‘bodyslamming all the youth’ (seriously)! ping.fm/uizRE

Lenny Kravitz’s abs go ‘Uptown’ ping.fm/rbJQK

Get your hands off my man! ping.fm/vG64Y

Elderly Swiss couple had group sex by a river in front of EVERYONE! ping.fm/sty5G

Make a wish… ping.fm/62Vep

Joey McIntyre’s balls are ‘Larger Than Life’ ping.fm/nx3Mp

Details about ‘Project Runway All Stars’ released ping.fm/gIKgc

Proof that Justin Bieber isn’t a lesbian… ping.fm/ZZhR2

‘Chew’ on this! ping.fm/IHzPG