the fiance is being a jerk. Period.

askes you to put your pants back on. That's not what I meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

is going to throw myself down this mountain on these wooden planks.

doesn't know why the dog acts that why every time someone rings the bell; it's never for him anyway...

I'd love some feedback; I'm torn!

or option 3...

Option 2...

Option 1...

can't make up her damn mind...

not sure how I feel about this whole 'new year' thing