When people say "Your welcome" instead of "You're welcome". B*tch, I don't own a welcome. >:/

Realizing you forgot to do something right as you get comfortable in bed.

When I was little, I used to put my skittles & M&M's in color groups.

Dear people of the world, I don't mean to sound slutty ,but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, grammar.

Ang buhay ko kung wala ka? Parang SIRA NA LAPIS, POINTLESS!

"ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE.. ay paubos na."

Alam ko di mo nagets, pero ba't tumatawa ka? /

Alam ko naman e na hindi mo maalala ang birthday nya kung hindi dahil sa FACEBOOK.

I don't do pinky promises, I do middle finger promises. So if you screw me over, you're fucked, and that's a legit promise.

Saying "okay" a million times just to get your parents to stop talking.