The sound of a phone ringing makes my stomach tie up into knots so fast no one call me ever unless it’s the morning and cheeky is waking me up then that’s okay I kiss you

Plurk won’t let me post a video I’m just realizing but I’m jamming to insomnia cookie brand radio at 2 am and they’re blasting the fuckin break core to our empty lobby

Saw a tumblr post about favorite letters and I wanna know yours. PLURKERS... UNITE!
I think mine is L cause you can go “Lalala”

Spotify is trying to MK ultra me

My friends are making a new modded Minecraft server where I get to play with the create mod again. PLURKERS!!! Help give me ideas of things to make please

Maybe you have higher karma number but do you have karmic debt as deep as I do? I will go through generations of countless lifetimes, each flooded with trauma in order to atone for practicing how to make a “:3” face in the work bathroom

Jimmy johns employee gave me a free sandwich tonight and I nearly clicked my heels together like a little gnome going “yippie!!!” What are you gonna do about it

this is so cute
The jimmy johns next door is buddies with the insomnia cookies I work at

Just walked 10 minutes to work in 11 degrees (feels like -4)
AMA