My dog wanted to go out. So he rested his chin on my laptop and turned off the wireless. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was deliberate.

Casey Heynes is my new hero. Why didn't I do that to the knuckle-dragging fuckers who made high school hell?

Ugh. Writing a lesson plan about writing essays. I'd rather soak my eyeballs in vinegar...

Quote of the day: "NO Lady Gaga in my classroom!!" Yes, one of the boys started singing. In class...

Dammit, need to find a decent wireless microphone for work. Nothing good so far...

been told twice in the last 24 hours that I behave like a Taiwanese person. I'm taking it as a compliment...

to face work tomorrow morning...without the aid of coffee! Not sure how I'll get through it.

been told by the hospital to not drink so much coffee!! Argh!

doesn't have a date this weekend, as Mr Potential turned out to be Mr Totally Fucking Crazy. I said it would be a miracle...

back in hospital tomorrow. The good news is - I can talk again!