Tyrion Lannister is Abraham Lincoln and Austin Powers trapped in Mini-me's body.

Junix Jong-il!

showed up 20 minutes late at a contract-signing with a client, wearing a new haircut...

Dear subconscious, first it was dreaming of falling out with a beloved cousin over a broken guitar...

Dear Sancho: Why is it that I'm having bad dreams of you being fatally damaged after extended periods of neglecting to pluck your strings?

"Nasa huli talaga ang pagsisisisi, kasi kung nauna yon, hindi pagsisisi ang tawag don."

Valentine schmalentine! Bah, humbug!

and the most meaningful spoken sound you can get from him consists of of a combination of 2 letters and 3 punctuation marks...

said to his Filipino client when his counterpart from Mumbai, hasn't showed up for almost an hour: "Hindi kaya, na-Indyan ako?"

would be watching Dolphy's "Father Jejemon" just because the Church fathers' urge to boycott it.