I want this shirt so bad I'm willing to kill just to have it.

The shipping fee broke my heart. Much more expensive than the shirt.

No amount of logic and reasoning can explain why your article made it to the 2BU section of Inquirer. Man, you just don't have it!

Just because I speak English I am superficial? Is it my fault that you're not as proficient as I am?

You think you sound cool when you use "EFFIN" all the time?

why is it that one of my plurk friends has 86+ karma when she only has 400 plurks? And my karma's 83-ish when I have 2K plus plurks? WHY??

Seriously, my name is Devee. The first E is supposed to be long. So, por favor, no more of you calling me DIVI.

I ate ginormous shrimps for lunch and downed a Wendy's Biggie. Plus, sweet donut for dessert. That sat well for my heart but not my stomach.

Ang cute ng rap ni Jay DeMarcus dito. They should make another version of the song Unstoppable with the rap.

the video that I'm watching (buffering) is stuck on Joe Don Rooney's handsome dreamy face. I'll eye-fuck him first!