Someone broke into the mailbox for my condo and stole all the mail because it's tax return time. Fortunately my tax return went to my previous address because the gov't is too retarded to update my mailing

I'm glad I have a cat because now I have someone to blame for my condo looking like a disaster area.

Both my grandparents had alzheimers. We took them out for dinner and out of the blue my grandpa asks my grandma to marry him. She replies I can't. I'm already married to someone. So.effing.good

Craziest bass drop ever. At 1m20s to be specific. Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party Remix) HD

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak remix)

this may be old, i have no idea. My cat meme's are weak. Cat vs Printer - The Translation

Children should be seen and not heard

Whatcha Say (Afrojack Remix)

Labrinth - Last Time (Knife Party Remix)

one of the side perks of new clothes is that it's a laundry get-out-of-jail-free card.