boston molasses disaster in my brain

plurking at 120 fps

y'know how time is linear? what if it wasn't? what if I could help you make time into a Pretzel. put some salt on it. would that be tasty?

like enabling noclip

point to the plurk

dread it, run from it, #slork arrives all the same

new year, new #slork

pondering the expanse of the universe and this cool orb i found

GTFO is a game that tells you to leave!

gyring and gimbling in the wabe