Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead
Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Be good - and if you can't be good, be careful.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks