“New Year's Day Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”

“A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat.

“A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.”

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul”

“For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.”

“New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”