Happiness is... realizing at the last possible second you're about to walk in front of a fan with an incense burner full of ash, and maneuvering quickly enough to avoid covering yourself, the cats, and your entire living room in Nag Champa.
Me: Pokes around the MP looking for the finishing touches to a Luna Lovegood costume I just put together, hears Switchblade Symphony's "Clown and suddenly has the urge to ditch it all and cover myself in black velvet and white face paint.