daylight savings time is stupid.

brb

once saw a grown manatee smoosh an entire head of lettuce with its lips.

eating a grilled chicken garden salad with berry balsamic vinaigrette dressing from Chick-fil-A.

sips hot coffee and watches his doggie eat breakfast.

to remember his Plurk verbs

a karma leak.

just had his Plurk epiphany when he saw his "fly" Plurk show up on FB & Twitter auto-magically.

just swallowed a fly.

just Plurked himself.