I send and receive like $2500 worth of texts every month

a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/... my legend begins in the 5th generation

I am reading all these tmi plurks

I GOT SPARKLY BLUE NAIL POLISH

sell something on Etsy, INSTANT SELF ESTEEM BOOST! Go back to sleep

When I have kids, I'm gonna pack edible panties for their lunches

Bought pantsu

My nose is so pluggy

When your dad's best friend comments on your facebook status about vajazzling

I really want to rub my face on something soft and go 'ububububububu'