Glad Force Flex bags...I know you're not nearly as environmentally friendly as I would like and you are a horrible company BUT....

Dear Green Apple and Grape Runts...I don't like you...in my opinion you aren't really runts...I'm eating you because I'm OCD...

Let's play a game! I'm here slurl.com/secondlife/Scr... I'm about to donate 15k to Red Cross and I think you should come match

okay okay Last one before work

Dear Moms of SL....How did you teach your children left and right?

I hate not coming home and smoking weed I FUCKING HATE IT

Kid quote number two:Mesa:My cousin sam says when he dies he's gonna let me cook him in the oven...Sams allergic to my cats (she has 13)

Kid quotes of the day:Rory:Sully when we get married I'm gonna buy you a hat then we're going to my moms house to watch movies