Never take yourself too seriously, and mock those who do.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

what up??????

There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant!

my wife just hosted a jewelry party and I was the comic relief but the problem is that everyone but my wife was laughing..Oh Well!!!

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

that today will be the day that my work place will tell me to go home,relax and take the next 2 months off with pay to reflect upon life

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?