I want to stick my penis in Ethan Sabo's ass.

Who wants to do coke?

I want to take Maya's Virginity.

So Im fucking back.

Fuck. I need to get a life. I screwed my geography teacher today. And now I'm pretty sure I'll have an A in that class.

Yeah, so my brother walked in on me jacking off, and he asked to give me head. What the fuck is up with this family and incest?

Alright, so I'm fucking horny.

Shit. I just got out of jail you guys.

Marisalsa? I want to fuck your brains out.

I had the odd feeling people miss me. It's fucking weird man.