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NotATameSeal
@I_Am_Not_A_Performing_Seal
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Silvertown, Great Britain (UK)
A seal that is taking a break from poetry, likes pork pies too much and believes pocket-watches make you 87% more awesome.
NotATameSeal
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14 years ago
guess which cookie I approve
NotATameSeal
14 years ago
I want a little robot owl to sit on my laptop
NotATameSeal
14 years ago
declares this to be a day of hibernation for all seals
NotATameSeal
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14 years ago
it is half 11 at night... why are my floormates holding a tea party in the middle of the corridor and playing Twister? Inconsiderate gits
NotATameSeal
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14 years ago
First episode of one of my favourite cartoons
NotATameSeal
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14 years ago
thinking of going to bed early... I'm fed up of going to bed at 1am...
NotATameSeal
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14 years ago
I want to make a cup of hot chocolate but I have no clean spoons left... I wonder how many 4 teaspoons is in forks...
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
phonology homework
NotATameSeal
hates
14 years ago
early starts
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