If I had a kid sister then this shirt I'm wearing today would be hers. #dryerproblems

it's a woot off mutha suckas! you know I need my random buying urge to be fixed. (woot.com)

Only one fedora per group #workaholics.

As much Latin music, food, and Telemundo I indulge I could somewhat Hispanic.

You do one good play and then you yell at the rest of the team ”C'mon Let's Go!” - I'm that guy.

Abracadabra! AlaKazoo! (Midsummer magic)

Was turducken on the menu? It seems like all the people around me are sluggish today, including me.

I'll be streaming live tonight Gears of War 3. Come on, that's right, cheerio.

<-- #TeamBeard

Bruce Lee-roy taught me that hot heads need cool water.