she had some fur of a wooley mamoth to wrap up in to keep warm
I am brave enough to realize who is with me and who is walking a different path
tohitthiskidscreaminginthelineinfrontofmecausemomisnotpayingattention
seeing grown men sucking on a lollipop.
sending a dirty text accidently to the wrong person don't give them the wrong idea
this vinegar smell leaves the house before company comes. don't want them to think my house smells like a big douche
I'll check into booking a flight to GITMO. I hear there are a lot of single men looking for virgins. I've only had 5 kids so I think i'm in.
can someone tell me why Kate Gossling isn't on that show HOARDERS for all them kids she's collecting?
to start praying more while i take a shit. multitasking is in for 2010, right?
to do some shaving before it all gets out of hand *and by shaving, I mean weed eating*