Paper snake update: Almost 31 feet unstretched, stretches to 6.5 floors length.

I got a lava lamp today from somebody who was fired a while back.

New bunny movie: "No Country For Old Men" - ping.fm/L78rB

Congressman Bachus Busted for Insider Trading - ping.fm/3fckQ

Bored. Want to go home.

Feeling sick today. Thinking of going home.

Cops Catch U.S. Illuminati Agent - ping.fm/b1bKl

Would you rather be a zombie or a human in the zombie-human wars?

Got some nasty blueberry bagels yesterday. Will try to geet rid of them today.

On the way to work today, I saw an Asian man walking backwards by the road.