Hey guys! I love those facebook quizzes about which character I am, and this one's the best! Which ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Character Are You? I got Crazy Eyes!

On my forced hour break from work. Ate too much munster cheese. Not sure what now.

I'm going to try to be a little more present. Life has been super boring and my tablet broke so it's a little hard to be motivated to post stuff but that's no reason to be rude.

Hi art loving friends. I just looked at the work of Donald Judd because of a story about a kid climbing on his work at the MoMA. I do not understand his work and how it is considered art worth millions.

Too many people in my house. So sad. So drunk. Can't show them. Venting here, Quick! Supportive platitudes!

Hey gang. Sick. Send soup.

Saw two movies tonight. Inside Llewyn Davis and Her. Her absolutely wrecked me. Best movie I've seen in years, my new favorite science fiction movie.

I'm reading this screenplay I started writing in 2004. Some of it is terrible, but the concept is so good and some of it is really funny. It's like someone else wrote it. A pleasent surprise.

I think I'm going to quit drinking this year.

Why? Why do I continue to sneeze up?