Girl's eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs.

When my hair looks good: 3%: at school. 7%: at home. 90%: when I'm about to shower.

I don't always study for tests, but when I do I still fail.

That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie

I love sleeping. Mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.

Deja Vu

Dear Youtube, I will always "Skip this ad."

Sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics.

Me: " types in password, Password Doesn't Work" OMG I'M HACKED.... *oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*

Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.