People: "You're so quiet, you never talk." Me: "Oh I talk, just not to you."

Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.

That awkward moment when you can't tell whether someone is a boy or a girl.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Working hard on my homework PHONE: 1 new message! Picks up phone to reply Mom comes in "So! You've been texting this whole time!"

In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills

computer freezes Me: WTF?!?! *starts clicking everywhere

Every night, it's an endless battle between Sleep and The Internet.

That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you, then someone else says the same thing and they all pay attention.