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Off to bed

Instead of texting LOL Im gonna text SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) cuz its more truthful.

I think I’m going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.

Oh, thats funny, I swear last week you said you hated her. Now you're best friends?

Staring at your phone to help avoid an awkward situation.

Practice makes perfect.. But nobody's perfect.. so why practice?

I will punch you by accident on purpose.

Brace yourselves, Valentines day is coming and girls will be posting "Forever Alone" like crazy.