Laughing so hard you accidentally hit your head on something.

I swear I would rather have no friends than fake friends.

If you're talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

The awkward moment when you're having an argument with someone and halfway through you realise you're wrong

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I don't like you... so go away maybe!

I don't hate you, it's just....... actually yeah, i do hate you.

ETC... simply means Ending of Thinking Capacity

When I say "nevermind" I really mean "You should have listened the first time."

I delete my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.