I super duper suck at this whole plurk thing but I promise I will be better from right now! forgive me pleeeeease...

Got kicked out the pool today. The breaststroke isnt what I thought it was

Awkwardly waiting for the green man while other people jaywalk

Where can I get a nice small home?

my xbox for getting red ring of death! . howz am I meant Harry Potter lego now?

an octopus has three hearts. beats a timelord!

Can't wait to submit my application to Hogwarts!!

lost, in this place...