this doesn't really scan?

Day out at the Ashes in Manchester

Sitting on the Metro with 4 theoretical minutes to get the last train home, will I get it?

this is quite an impressive claim, even if I'm doubtful the actual building dates from 1216

oh wow new Black Mirror, just as good as old Black Mirror!

I used to have bad dreams about work, last night I had one about the Dutch perfect tense

I think other countries should get together and stop things that confuse me, like 'je' meaning 'I' in French and 'you' in Dutch. They should sort out the 'de' thing too

I do remember when lecturers used 35mm slides you could look at the carousel and be dismayed by the number of slides left

I don't know why people complain about other people trying to rewrite history, historians are always at it!

amazingly I have won a ballot for tickets to the Coronation Concert at Windsor Castle