you cannot truly consider ourself an adult until you stop considering Applebee's a good restaurant.

if you would consent to a gruesome death if you learned the meaning of life the exact moment prior?

how whenever he is homesick... "Benny and Joon" exists. He will never be without his home.

wouldn't it be adequate?

should i try hard at anything? should i get off the couch today? should i shower? i am paralyzed by possibility a'la syd barret.

if it's strange that i consider the Achille's Heel of "Reality Bites" to be the fact that U2 is on the soundtrack.

new blog post up--the face of my blog just changed dramatically.

who's everyone's favorite Muppet? There IS a correct answer and the winner gets my eternal affection and maybe a sandwich!

every NCAA basketball player harbors a secret needle of sadness that is the knowledge that they have peaked athletically. (j.j. reddick)